Sunday, June 22, 2008

How to Hug.

So I finally realized that hugging is a fine way to greet people, it was awkward before mainly cause of teh asain culture. Hugging is awesome

Hug - A way of making someone feel all warm and fuzzy inside without being weird about it.

So I think theres various types of hugs. I will walk you through each of this so you will be an experience hugger

1) Man Hug- This is your over the top hug. Your man hug makes you more manly without compromising your manhood. You go for the high left and the low right or the high right and low left, move forward and then do a quick tap on the back. Release immediately. Anyone more than 2 seconds, makes you gay =p

2) One Arm Hug- Usually reserved for the girl that you met once and don't really like. or you're carrying something in the arm, but mostly for the girls you dont want to really hug. One arm high, move forward, and wrap around above shoulder area. Squeeze a little and you have completed the one arm hug

3) Friend (girl) Hug- Good for girls that are your friend. Used to say hi and bye. Very similar to a Man Hug, but more fluid. Hold embrace for whatever feels comfortable, never too long. Never ever put your head on their shoulder cause youre trying to say you want more.

4) GirlFriend Hug- The girlfriend hug. Follow the rules for the friend girl hug, but during this you can level up by holding tighter, longer, harder. (Thats what she said).

5) Mom Hug (xiao's edit)- The Mom hug is a comforting embrace, usually involving a little bit of rocking and a gentle back rub. I don't know if guys get this from their moms =P but if they don't, they're missing out.

Now that you k

now how to properly hug. Go hug a person. Live a little

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